For many years now the citizens of Noordhoek have been deprived of their
right to celebrate the solstices by nude revelry,
debauchery and the sacrifice of virgins. This glaring omission in what is
otherwise an idyllic setting is due to the intransigence of successive local and
national governments. This sad state of affairs caused concerned local citizens
to form a pressure group, the purpose of which was to pursue the immediate
erection of a proper Henge on the Noordhoek common "... so that never
again a solstice may slip by us unnoticed". Unfortunately the driving force behind this effort were three men who are
also local luminaries in the Apathy Society and the Procrastinators Club
Hence, Sadly - No Henge to date.